4 Debunking Arguments that can be stated (because I can just hear the rage in the comments).Why can't Mario power up keep up with Super Sonic and sonic power ups Not exactly the great heroic destiny I was expecting, but hey, at least his girlfriend was smoking.
Wiz: Mario was assuredly destined for greatness.īoomstick: Then he and his little bro Luigi wound up in New Donk City, where he spent his days throwing shit at monkeys and uh. Wiz: Born as one of the Seven Star Children possessing an extraordinary amount of power-īoomstick: -and extra horrible crying fits. "Mario would never do that!" Ruby said holding Zwei close to her. Mario has worn many hats throughout his life, but he always does so as a hero.īoomstick: Except for that time he tortured an animal, but no one really talks about that. Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win. "Just like in most Death battles." Weiss said. Most importantly, the original video games will be our primary source for analysis. Wiz: For this bout, we'll be using the same rules that DEATH BATTLE! has had for the past three years. "Yeah he kind of does before he died and got reincarnated" Yang said.īoomstick: Time to find out if Sega really does what Ninten -don't. "No, they do look familiar doesn't Wiz look a lot like Ozpin?" Ruby asked. "Is it me or do Wiz and Boomstick look a bit familar?" Weiss asked noticing some similarity to the. " Well at least I'm not the only one with a robot arm" Yang said. "Well yeah but this is different" Ruby replied. "Didn't we already saw what they looked like last time?" Weiss asked. "Yay! It's Wiz and Boomstick!" Ruby said excitedly "Good point let's where this goes" Weiss said.Ĭamera zooms out to reveal Wizard & Boomstick "Yeah it's been a couple of years since we watched Death Battle, maybe they have new powers now" Yang guessed. "Maybe this is rematch on who's better" Ruby guessed. "Yeah I don't understand why are they doing this again?" Blake asked "Wait a second didn't they already do this?" Weiss asked.
Wiz: And Sonic the Hedgehog, Sega's specialist of speed. This battle has gone on for nearly three decades, but today it finally comes to an end.īoomstick: Mario, Nintendo's whimsical Italian turtle crusher. (*Cues: Wiz & Boomstick - Brandon Yates*) "Oh c'mon you two don't tell me your not excited" Yang asked "Can we hurry this up it's a school night" Weiss said "Yes our 100th day of watching Death Battle!" Yang said who was also equally excited "Finally the moment we've been all waiting for!" Ruby said excitedly
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